Archive for October, 2007

Dentist Claims Breast Rubs Appropriate

WOODLAND, Calif. (AP) – A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson’s lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem. Police [...]

YouTube Stupidity

Going thru YouTube makes you wonder how stupid can you get. If you search Paki or Desi, you are bound to come over countless videos of girls with their boyfriends making out or being fondled. And these are not even hidden camera videos, but the girl is actually aware of it. The excuse used by [...]

Irony

This morning there was an article on cricinfo site in which different bowlers praised Inzamam and how calm and cool he was and put a high price on his wicket. The heading of the article was “He had all the time in the world”. After the way he got out this afternoon, everyone who follows [...]

Headline of the day

“Parking as short as Capri pants this Eid” Link

Sitaray Gardish mein hain

Is there anyone who at the end of the Twenty20 cup could have forecasted the three major Asian sides having the butts kicked, and I just don’t mean a light spanking but a solid, take off the pants and have a donkey kick your ass!!!!! Shit what’s going on? And with Asif sitting out the [...]

Music in Ramadan

Last night was the first of the “taak raats” during which you are supposed to look for the Lailatul Qadar. As I was driving I thought I’d turn on the radio to listen to some recitation of Quran. I turn on the radio to go thru the flood of FM channels that we now have [...]

The perfect secretary

God damn!!!! Is this for real??? People are actually putting up these ads in the classifieds? WTF!!! I guess DAWN better start a category called “Prostitutional” so that guys like these can stop abusing the Secretarial category.