Archive for April, 2008
1) God won’t ask what kind of car you drove, He’ll ask how many people you drove who didn’t have transportation 2) God won’t ask the square footage of your house, He’ll ask how many people you welcomed into your home. 3) God won’t ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He’ll ask [...]
April 28th, 2008 | Posted in Religion | 4 Comments
Yes you are. This just proves that women just can’t resist dancing whenever they see poles at night. Btw, can anyone tell me which city is this train in so that I can make sure I travel on it whenever I am there No wonder this is a dead end!!!! How weird will it be [...]
April 25th, 2008 | Posted in Humor, Pictures | 6 Comments
Just because of these, they should fire their ad agency or whoever handles these things. Delicious Well with that gigantic size, I am sure she’ll be sweating like anything in the “Sweat Zoneâ€
April 24th, 2008 | Posted in Humor, Pictures | 4 Comments
Okay, now that I have two cellular connections, I will need to start carrying two phones again I am really intrigued by that “Trend Mobile†phone that they kept advertising during ICL with which you can use two sims at the same time. The problem is that no one I know has used this or [...]
April 24th, 2008 | Posted in Cellular, Technology | 8 Comments
I finally got the Zong number with my name All it took were the right connections, a little ingenuity and voila, I have a number with my first name and my year of birth
April 24th, 2008 | Posted in My Life | 4 Comments
When you don’t know how to do your job, just blame it on Mobile Number Portability (MNP). That seems to be the motto of Trakker’s support staff. I recently got a new car from the company (yaaayyyy ) and had a tracking device installed by Trakker. The package selected was supposed to give me the [...]
April 23rd, 2008 | Posted in Karachi, My Life | 4 Comments
Just read somewhere that lion mate over 50 times a day and are likely to forgo eating. Well, humans would also gladly skip a meal or two for sex but FIFTY FUCKING TIMES!!!!!! No wonder they are called Kings of Jungle!!!
April 23rd, 2008 | Posted in Useless Stuff | 5 Comments
