Archive for March, 2009

Child’s Prayer

Little child’s prayer on New Year Eve O Lord.. .. in this year please send clothes…

March 31st, 2009 | Posted in Humor, Jokes, Jokes, Short Message Service (SMS), SMS Jokes | No Comments

Green Karachi Project – Updates

Beginning of this month brought in some good news for the citizens of Karachi when President Zardari announced the “Green Karachi Project” which aimed at turning Karachi green by spending 22 billion rupees to make new parks and making the green belts actually green. However, soon after there was a news report in which the [...]

March 31st, 2009 | Posted in Development, Karachi | 3 Comments

Upper Management Training

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, “Me want um coffee”. The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up”. He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one [...]

March 31st, 2009 | Posted in Humor, Jokes | No Comments

Subliminal Mindfuck – Blow Wolverine

What the hell are they trying to teach kids here??

March 28th, 2009 | Posted in Humor, Pictures, Real Life, Subliminal Mindfuck | 2 Comments

Metro’s Opening Day

I didn’t get a chance to go to Metro on its opening day, but from what I’ve heard, it was a huge success thanks mainly to the huge discounts they offered for the first day. Yesterday our housemaids asked my mom for advance salaries. When my mom asked why, they told her that Metro is [...]

March 27th, 2009 | Posted in Karachi, Shopping | No Comments

A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, ‘Steve’s Place,’ and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I [...]

March 27th, 2009 | Posted in Business / Organizations, Humor, Jokes | 1 Comment

Subliminal Mindfuck – Posters for SEX

2 tickets to the movie = Rs 800 1 big bag of popcorn = Rs 400 2 glasses of soda = Rs 200 Paying the usher to place subliminal signs for sex = Priceless!!!

March 27th, 2009 | Posted in Humor, Pictures, Real Life | 2 Comments