Archive for April, 2009
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Saqlain a Pakistani living in USA. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Saqlain [...]
April 29th, 2009 | Posted in Humor, Jokes | 1 Comment
Hi everyone. Sorry about the lack of updates and the sudden disappearance. Life got a whole lot busy all of a sudden and I was out of country. Will be back with the updates soon inshaAllah. As for the lucky draw for those who have replied to the email on time but haven’t received the [...]
April 29th, 2009 | Posted in Blogs, Freebies | 1 Comment
Usually the shop-floor staff of the company plays football. The middle-level managers are more interested in tennis. The top management usually has a preference for golf. FINDING: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.
April 23rd, 2009 | Posted in Business / Organizations, Humor, Jokes | No Comments
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a [...]
April 22nd, 2009 | Posted in Business / Organizations, Humor, Jokes | 1 Comment
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.” ” Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of [...]
April 21st, 2009 | Posted in Business / Organizations, Humor, Jokes | 1 Comment
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began [...]
April 20th, 2009 | Posted in Business / Organizations, Humor, Jokes | No Comments
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower & the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands [...]
April 19th, 2009 | Posted in Business / Organizations, Humor, Jokes, Relationship | No Comments
