Archive for October, 2010

Zong IDEOS – Zong’s Android Smart Phone

I was watching Karachi vs Lahore cricket match in the ongoing Faysal Bank T20 going on in Lahore when I saw Zong’s new ad where they are offering their customer a chance to buy smart phone for only Rs15,999/- and you get a Zong prepaid connection free plus 6 months of free mobile internet on [...]

Wedding Card in Khalis Urdu

Husband and Wife

Newly married husband saved wife’s number on his mobile as: During 1st Yr: “MY LIFE” After 1 Yr: “My WIFE” 5 Yrs: “HOME” 10 Yrs: “HITLER” 25 Yrs: “WRONG NUMBER”

Height of Desperation

Height of Desperation OR How to blow your chances with a girl This twenty rupee note was given to Rumsha Khan by some shopkeeper with his number written on it I don’t think any girl in her right senses is going to call a guy who gives out his number this way Photo credit: Rumsha [...]

It’s rated PG-13

Two teenagers asked their father if they could go to the theater to watch a movie that all their friends had seen. After reading some reviews about the movie on the Internet, he denied their request. “Ah dad, why not?” they complained. “It’s rated PG-13, and we’re both older than thirteen!” Dad replied: “Because that [...]

Student Week Speech at Allama Iqbal Open University