Friday Funnies – January 09 2009
You know you are grown up when:
- Jeans and T-shirts no longer qualify as being “Dressed upâ€
- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up
- You take naps
- 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work
-Older relatives feel comfortable telling adult jokes around you
- 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed
-When you find out your friend is pregnant, you congratulate her instead of asking “Oh shit!! What the hell happened?â€
A notice in a factory for girl workers:
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at workâ€
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
Doctor: Sorry, your wife’s reports got mixed up and I don’t know whether your wife has Aids or heart disease.
Husband: What should I do?
Doctor: Send her for a jog, if she comes back, don’t f*ck her.
Responses During Sex…
a) GIRLFRIEND – Wow darling, this is great.
b) PROSTITUTE – Come on.. finish it now…
c) WIFE – I think the ceiling needs Painting…
English teacher says: make a sentence using Neither-Nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they are comfortable nor we.
Chalti bus may jagha na milnay par aik bachi ko baba je nay goud may bitha lia.
Kuch dair baad larki khari hoi aur gussay say boli “Baba ji ya isko bitha lo ya mujhe.â€
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