After effects of Gary Kirsten’s sex dossier – Part 01
“Cmon you guys, help me get my form back, one of you start rubbing it. You heard coach Kirsten, we have to find a partner or else go solo and I am tired of going solo!!!!”
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One of the many reasons you should go for Xbox 360
The AXE effect
I just received this email. Funny as hell
Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe
New Delhi. In what could prove to be a major marketing and legal embarrassment for Hindustan Unilever Limited (HUL), a 26-year-old man has filed a case against the FMCG company, which owns the Axe brand [...]
Miscommunication
These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake…
******MONDAY******
For sale – Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.
******TUESDAY******
Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth’s [...]
Bill Gates successor hunt
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Saqlain a Pakistani living in USA.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Saqlain says [...]
Corporate Lesson # 8
Usually the shop-floor staff of the company plays football. The middle-level managers are more interested in tennis. The top management usually has a preference for golf.
FINDING: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.
Corporate Lesson # 7
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped [...]
